For the love of Mike, do not count moi among the Drama Queens alluded to in the web page title. Moi merely observes and records. Moi's peculiar talent is to be at the right place as drama unfolds but moi does not pass judgment on events - - UNTIL LATER!! Bwahhaaahaaa! Sorry. Moi got carried away. Well, to the election.
So here are the candidates - Nycki, Cory and Frandy. Did moi mention that Cory and Nycki are boyfriend and girlfriend? Moi thought not. And thereby hangs a tale.
Anyway, the election proceeded according to plan, while the candidates, like Frandy (right) waited in a lather of anticipation for the results
After the results were vouchsafed to the College of Monarchs, it didn't take a genius to figure out who the new EMpress would be, as Empress Jennifer came out of the ballroom to confer with Frandy and Emperor Steven escorted her into the ballroom
Of course, the election for Emperor was a shoo in
And so, please congratulate Empress Frandy and Emperor Cory
The formalities, such as crowning them, were observed and everyone(almost) then adjourned, full of warm fuzzies
Little did moi realize, as moi navigated moi's automobile homewards, that all was not well in the Court of Los Angeles. When moi arrived chez moi, moi casually fired up the old Dell and checked moi's e-mail. Moi discovered a message from Nycki, resigning from the Court's Board of Directors. Understandably, she was miffed not to be elected Empress. In a companion message, Cory announced his own resignation as Emperor, muttering about improprieties and imperatively demanding back the fees he and Nycki had paid to get on the ballot. Now moi had a couple of problems with this second message. First, an Emperor cannot "resign" - he's an Emperor for gosh sakes - he has to abdicate. Second, an ex-Emperor cannot "imperatively" demand anything, only Emperors can be "imperative". So thus ended the reign of Cory - not so much a reign, hardly even a shower, more of a sprinkle, lasting perhaps two hours.
