Erika's Annex Page 547 - Tintin Tries a Page

Well, nothing would have it but that Tintin insisted he be allowed to create a page of his own. Moi pleaded, moi begged, moi offered monetary blandishments, but all to no avail. Eventually, moi gave in. How much can a tgirl take, after all? So moi schooled Tintin in the necessary elements, with frequent reference to the glossary of terms on the Welcome page of moi's little site and then sent him off to Club Syren to see what he could do. If moi is any judge, the picture to the right does not bode well. Although generous with information, it hardly captures Tintin at all. Moi did insist that he choose his photographers well, but this first attempt? - Well, moi means. .

Ah, that's somewhat better. Must have changed photographers. Now let's evaluate his adherence to the accepted conventions of moi's page. .

Did Tintin include lots of pictures of moi's Asian friends?

Tintin gets a passing grade for that

How about being suitably sensitive and Haddock-izing girls who are there but not dressed?

Very good. .

And if there be Asian tgirls, be there a TWG too?

Excellent! .

And SOME DUDE?

Well, technically, that is more like SNOOP DUDE-Y DUDE, but moi will let that pass. The effort was made. .

Anything special to impress moi with?

Hmm. Moi said "impress", not "empress" but it certainly is impressive to capture two empresses on one evening outside of a pageant. .

All that appears to be lacking are two things: #1. MOI - well THAT is unfortunately not going to change this evening. .

#2. The signature butt shot. .

OH BRAVO!! Tintin, BRAVO!!

Moi can now rest assured that Tintin knows what he is doing and advise y'all to haed back to the Photopage List