Erika's Annex Page 519 - Not Just a Show, but a Lexi-perience!

The Ostensible Premise

The Episode

"WEDDING FROM HELL"Aired 3/16/07 The groom, Ross DeMichael, clad in feather boa and ascot, is not happy. In his thick Long Island accent, with a touch of gay affect, he scolds Jane for waiting for the night before his wedding to tell him they were over budget. Debbie tells Ross in no uncertain terms that she gave him the numbers. Ross decides he'll solve the problem by making it a cash bar. His future father-in-law, as well as his bride-to- be Bridget and the mother of the bride, are all horrified. Jane agrees that it would be inappropriate to have a cash bar. Ross thinks it's inappropriate that the bride's father is refusing to kick in a dime. Why? Because he doesn't want his only daughter marrying a gay man. Ross insists he's not gay and doesn't understand why everyone thinks he is. Roy explains that a feather boa is a fashion statement, not a declaration of sexual preference. Finally, Annie arrives and saves the day with a suggestion that they serve up the half-empty bottles of wine from tonight's reception, a signature cocktail and some non- alcoholic seltzer drinks. Yada, yada, yada........ Anyway, moi watched the show, hoping to chronicle the seminal acting event of the 21st century. .

A steadier hand than moi's kindly provided the entrance stage center and exit stage left debut by Lexi

A Lisa Minelli impersonator adds some frisson of scandal as a wedding singer

What the heck! What is a scene if you can't steal it?

Lexi right here, refusing to steal the scene

Vows are exchanged. In a characteristically self-effacing gesture, Lexi refuses to spoil the magic moment by stealing the scene, or else she was boa challenged

Acting her ass off .

Raising her hand , 'cos she's SURE

Afterwards, she shares a publicity still with a friend... .

...before graciously accommodatng moi's request for a final butt shot. Fade Out and return to Photopage List. That's a wrap! .