Who is having a birthday? Why Kimberly, of course!! And is she a year older and no wiser? Moi couldn't say. And what better way to celebrate than to fling a party at her house? Moi, for one, is at a loss to think of one. But, of course, parties require all the elements to be successful. Did this party meet this standard? Let moi review for you.

Was there food in abundance?

CHECK!!

A Birthday cake with candles?

INDEED!!

Any Balloons??

Ummm, yeah, sort of. Sheesh! Porno balloons.

What about entertainment? Was there any karaoke?

Sadly, yes.

Did moi hear you ask if there was any J.Lo.??

Yes, of course. What kind of party would it be without the lady with the butt?

Moi suspects you would bet there was no hula hooping, though

Sadly, yo

Sadly, you lose

In that case, moi believes you would be right to question whether there were any games of chance in which money changed hands illegally

Moi hears "tings", but moi's lips are sealed

Moi is sure you would agree that such a festive occasion would generate a lot of trash

And moi is sure you would be gratified to know that you are correct

So. All that remains for moi is to present you with the butt shot of the night. Kimberly, being the B'day g'rl , stepped up to the plate.

What? Moi is missing something? A vital component of a successful party? Hmmmm. Oh wait, now moi has it!!! GUESTIES!!!!

Silly Moi!! Please adjourn to the Photopage List while moi rectifies moi's minor omission. Thank you.